Heading back to school is the worst. Literally anything is better! Even a full-on invasion by demonic hordes resulting in some kind of 'Schoolhouse Scourge' would be better.

You thought you were done with PE? Well this Valkyrie will have you running laps! Her name is Hildr, Valkyrie of PE, and she will whip you into shape!

Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge 5 introduces Hildr, Valkyrie of PE and brings back Aphelion, the Distant and brings back Karen, the Cat Teenager, Mr Boggins, the Substitute, Willy the Weregoat, The Exchange Student, Zoraeban, Demonic Angel, and Aphelion, the Distant. The adventure ends on Tuesday, September 15th, 2020 at 12:00PM Pacific!

New Tier 5 Crusader: Hildr, Valkyrie of PE

"Drop and give me 20!"

Don't let the gruff demeanor and high expectations of this Valkyrie keep you away — Hildr is actually quite sweet and there for everyone! Everyone's Welcome and The Good Sugar Water increase Global DPS per adjacent Evil and Good Crusaders respectively! Resistance Training increases DPS for every 25 levels over 200 by 4 times! She's stacked so this stacks! Her Mead Powered increases the non-formation abilities of all adjacent Crusaders, and Song of Death increases the Gold find for each Undead, Angel or Demon tag in the formation, and The Shieldmatron's Handbook for increase the effects of level 50 and level 100 upgrades.

It's not Gym Class without sweaty equipment. Her Whistle increases Song of Death, Nectar of the Gods increases Mead Powered and protective equipment is always important, her Breastplate buffs The Shieldmatron's Handbook.

New Tier 5 Objectives

• Recruit Hildr, Valkyrie of PE | Hildr, takes up a slot in the formation. Only Schoolhouse Scourge Crusaders Crusaders may be used.
  Reach area 400.


• Prep Rally | Cheerleader and DJ occupy slots in formation. Every 30 seconds, they cheer and bop, boosting the adjacent Crusaders by -20% to 200% DPS.
  Reach area 450.


• Cooking Class | The Pot of Neverending Soup occupies a slot in the formation.Food monsters randomly spawn, and for every 50 food monsters killed, the Soup buffs your Gold find by 10% additively. Gold Find Crusaders can’t be used.
  Reach area 475.


• Photography Class | Camera monsters spawn randomly, freezing your DPS while they're alive.
  Reach area 500.


• Basket Weaving 101 |DPS and Gold find bonuses from Idols are disabled.
  Reach area 525.

Help! Where’s the Loot?

Equipment for event Crusaders can be found in Silver and Jeweled Educational Chests, which you can earn from objectives and the free play or buy in the shop. Each non-recruitment objective will drop a chest for its given tier of Crusaders, and free play will drop All Tier chests. Gear for Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 4 and Tier 5 Crusaders will only appear in All Tier chests once you've unlocked the respective Crusaders. You can select the tier of chest you buy in the shop when you go to purchase chests with real money or event currency.

What About Older Event Crusaders?

Previously-available Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 3, and Tier 4 Crusaders are once again available to unlock as part of Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge 5. For more information about those Crusaders, check out our Event Blogs from previous years:

• Karen, the Cat Teenager & Mr Boggins, the Substitute (Tier 1)


• Willy the Weregoat & The Exchange Student (Tier 2)


• Zoraeban, Demonic Angel (Tier 3)


• Aphelion, the Distant (Tier 4)

You'll have until Tuesday, September 15th, 2020 at 12:00PM Pacific to complete Sasha's Schoolhouse Scourge 5!